Mental Health jokes
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Memes
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What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.