Mental Health jokes
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!