Mental Health jokes
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.