Mental Health jokes
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Memes
Suicide Memes
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
Bros got barcode arms.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.