Mental Health jokes
My depression is depressed.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.