Mental Health jokes
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I went through this once... It's not funny... Please... stop.
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.