Mental Health jokes
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
I think DJT has FTD.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.