What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
