Mental Health jokes

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope.

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.

I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.