Meme jokes

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Deez nuts!

GOT EEMMMMMMMM!

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Jesus created the T-pose first.