Meme jokes

A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.

Meme.

If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?

MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

Kenya? Ligma balls!

My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

What the sigma?

Me, (DYM 131)

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Why did the joke die?

Because it's a meme!

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Spread the cat gun.