Meme jokes

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

Gigachad.

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?

"Are you ready kids?"

Baby > commits start breathing.

Mom > commits abort.

Baby > commits ohshit.exe

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

trolololololloollllol

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

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What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.