Meme Jokes

(Credit to Meme Machine)

What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"

regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist

Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain

The other day my mom called me a retard I'm now an orphan

The last number of your like is the amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface 2: frogus 3: amogus in 2013 4: chogus 5: classic amogus 6: wait this isnt amogus 7: amogus drip 8: amog sus 9: amog stuff

What do you call a bad 'egg' meme?

Deep fried

Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama's last name is- *gunshot*

https://thatsthefinger.com/

Must. Escape. Meme. Existence is what meme stands for for some haters

https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/3779410/Oh-dear

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him. He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen the justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts

Bruh

But actually, it's a parody

Wait actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

no matter how much i cry the the white people till left me hanging

What's a skeleton's favorite meme? Ken Bone

Deez nuts

GOT EEMMMMMMMM

Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG