Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Code Baby
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. Here's the deal. You think you're so smart posting this garbage? News flash: you ain't. This joke is about programming terms, like 'commit,' 'abort,' and 'exe.' It's funny 'cause it applies those term to something being born.