Meme

Meme jokes

Depression

  • Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

    Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

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  • John Cena

  • Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

    Son: No way, you can鈥檛 see him though.

    Mom: God!

    Son: What?

    Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

    Son: Also because I鈥檓 John Cena.

    Mom: Where, where鈥檇 ya go?

    John Cena: Hey, Mom.

    Mom: I鈥檓 only 31, you鈥檙e 42.

    Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

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  • Living Room

  • Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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  • Shake

  • How do you make the world鈥檚 greatest Harlem Shake?

    Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

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  • Hitler

  • what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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