The 100+ Best Best Friend Jokes

What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

knock knock who's there? depression.. that's my best friend.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF

To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all! :D

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

best friend makes 9/11 joke

you: hey my dad was inside the tower

best friend: im sorry

you: I always knew he was a great pilot

My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”

so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger

19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that

Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)

A man find out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees. Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says “I can save you $100”

What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

What do you call ur Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunilingus? A Curry Muncher

What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend

Jack and Jill

went up the hill

so Jack could lick Jill’s candy

but Jack had a shock

with a mouth full of cock

cause Jill’s real name was Randy

With a tight cheeked fanny

and shlong expandy

Jack’s face turned uncanny

Off he ranny

to tell granny

his best friend was a tranny

I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I cant help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.