Vine jokes
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Community talk
GENESIS 40 Joseph Interprets Two Prisoners’ Dreams 1Some time after this, the cupbearer of the king of Egypt and his baker committed an offense against their lord the king of Egypt. 2And Pharaoh was angry with his two officers, the chief cupbearer and the chief baker, 3and he put them in custody in the house of the captain of the guard, in the prison where Joseph was confined. 4The captain of the guard appointed Jose… Read more
I am decayed. My lungs are filled with thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile be gentle with my corpse;