Vine jokes
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Community talk
GENESIS 40 Joseph Interprets Two Prisoners’ Dreams 1Some time after this, the cupbearer of the king of Egypt and his baker committed an offense against their lord the king of Egypt. 2And Pharaoh was angry with his two officers, the chief cupbearer and the chief baker, 3and he put them in custody in the house of the captain of the guard, in the prison where Joseph was confined. 4The captain of the guard appointed Jose… Read more
I am decayed. My lungs are filled with thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile be gentle with my corpse;