Medicine jokes
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.