ME jokes

Marriage

    • My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

    Parent

    • I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

    ME memes

    Gas

    • Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

    I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

    Mum

    • What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

    We're both blind.

    Asylum

    • Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.

    Idk

    • Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

    Person 1: I don’t know.

    Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

    Person 1: Wait idk means--

    Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

    Googol: I don’t know.

    Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

    Pilot

    • I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

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    • Lettuce

    • I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

    Feet

    • Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

    Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

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