ME jokes

Animal

    • One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

    ...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.

    Period

    • When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

    *eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

    Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

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    • Man

    • One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

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    • ME memes

    Fire

    • Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

    That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

    Penalty

    • MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️

    Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

    Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.

    Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.

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    • Friend

    • I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.

    So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

    Food

    • My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

    The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;