ME jokes
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.