ME jokes
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
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I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.