ME jokes

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

"freshfry talk to me!"

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

You: You are such a flick pain.

Me: You are flick pain to my sight.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

*having sex on lexapro*

Her: Cum for me, baby!

Me: I'm trying!

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?