ME jokes
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.