Offline Account Announcement

Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The dude's telling Gwen he's gonna be MIA online. If anyone else pretends to be him, it's a faker. Only way to know it's really him is if he drops one of his secret nicknames. He wants Gwen to babysit his account while he's gone. I know you are a simpleton, but even you can understand this. It's like when I try to steal honey from a beehive – obvious, messy, and everyone knows it's me!