Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The dude's telling Gwen he's gonna be MIA online. If anyone else pretends to be him, it's a faker. Only way to know it's really him is if he drops one of his secret nicknames. He wants Gwen to babysit his account while he's gone. I know you are a simpleton, but even you can understand this. It's like when I try to steal honey from a beehive – obvious, messy, and everyone knows it's me!
watersharky
oh wait never mind false alarm
Gwen
OK I will
watersharky
false alarm Gwen