ME jokes
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Guys, add me in Discord.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH