ME jokes
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
"Prince, please talk to me!"
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Memes
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!