ME jokes
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
It's me, the Joje.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Memes
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?