McDonald's jokes
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.