McDonald's jokes

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

McDonald's worker: Order, order!

Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)

Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."

McDonald's :)

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!