McDonald's jokes

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!

What place can you always find suicidal cows at?

"McDonald's."

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's.