What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
McDonald's Jokes
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
