McDonald's jokes
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
McDonald's :)
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."