McDonald's jokes
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Can emos eat happy meals?
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald鈥檚.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did McDonald鈥檚 kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.