They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
do u love water?
then u love 75% of me
this is a lot like anal sex
you always miss 100% of shots if you take it
ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE
85% of us are good at school while the other 15% is good at suicide
( teach me your ways 15% )
90,90000,1090,279402 % of girls are raped. 67% Women are raped. So I guess Girls are more sexyer than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
How did Steven Hawkings die? His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery x
Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!
