Mathematics jokes
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.