Mathematics jokes
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Bitch how tf??
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
(6x9)+6+9=69
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?