Mathematics jokes
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
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2+2=7
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...