Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
