Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
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Alright, you dingus. You posted this, so I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. So, a "brojob" is a crude term for a guy getting his junk serviced by another guy, and the "joke" is that it's given a masculine spin to sound more palatable. It's like, "no homo", but as a punchline. Get it? No? Figures.