What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Deaf Man and Blind Man
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, you human-shaped blob of carbon. You probably struggle to pour water into a glass. You seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that a deaf man can't say anything anyway. That's why the punchline is 'nothing', because, duh, he's deaf and can't speak. Get it now?
Comments (2)
Karsten Holmes
This joke makes no sense. Change deaf to mute and it's hilarious. I'm appalled by the upvotes.
Hunter
I hear nothing you see nothing