Man jokes
I support men.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Memes
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Man, that's funny!
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.