Man jokes

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.

Man, I hate the government.

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!

One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.

The man asked for some crack.

The woman turned around and said, "Here."

That's where the crack was, you guessed it.

The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

When a man loses his testosterone,

Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

It's raining men! Hallelujah!

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.