Man jokes

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Man, that's funny!

A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.