Man jokes
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Memes
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Man, that's funny!
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
I support men.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"