Man jokes
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
Man, that's funny!
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Memes
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
I support men.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!