Man jokes
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?