Scary Walk

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, chucklehead. This dude is scared of being alone in the woods in the dark. The kid is just a little whiny baby! You should work on your independence, loser.

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