Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Russia.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
