Geopolitics Jokes

Chess

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Christmas

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Chess

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.

Airstrike

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Event

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? Itโ€™s called the Hunger Games.

Olympic team

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

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  • Chess

    Why doesnโ€™t the US want to play chess with the UK?

    The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

    Bomb

    Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

    Compliment

    "You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

    Canada

    Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

    Boundary

    What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

    Neither of them respect boundaries.

    USA

    How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

    By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

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  • Chess

    Why is America so bad at chess?

    Because they already lost two towers.

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