Geopolitics Jokes

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

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What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Why doesnโ€™t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.