Geopolitics jokes
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Russia.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.