Geopolitics jokes
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Why doesn鈥檛 the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What鈥檚 Bin Laden鈥檚 favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It鈥檚 called the Hunger Games.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he鈥檚 even trying to annex your mama鈥檚 bedroom.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.