Man jokes
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During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Memes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!