A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Haunted Urinal
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude in a haunted house who's tryna take a leak. Then, outta nowhere, some goblin-lookin' dude roasts his junk. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda crude. People usually don't talk about pee-pees, especially not in spooky places. It plays on insecurity and awkwardness, which is basically your whole life, ain't it?
Joseph wiseou
my penos liked this joke. hehe calm down sal there will be justice yet
Daaang
EW NASTY