Mama jokes
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.