Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!