Mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.