Mama jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Suck my butts, queer.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.