Mama

Mama jokes

God

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Chip

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Man

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

John Cena

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Rock

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Earth

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Interview

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Nut

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Toilet

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Fat

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

School Bus

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Book

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.