Mama jokes
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.