Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.