Mama jokes

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.