Lowrider jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.