Lowrider jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
riding (DYM 145).
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.