Mama

Mama jokes

Vehicle

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Ocean

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Yo mama

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Weight

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Yo mama

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Chip

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Girl

A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

Hairline

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*