Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Haha
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Suck my butts, queer.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.