Mama jokes

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"

I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."

She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.