Mama jokes

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.