Mama jokes
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.