Mama jokes
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Suck my butts, queer.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*