Yo mama so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat she can't pick she can't pick up a dumbbell...the dumbbell pick her up
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check
yo mama so fat even God could not life her spirits
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the check
To mama so far when she wanted to get wet she used the highway as a slippn' slide
Yo mama so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
you mama so stupid when her phone died she bared it lol
yo mama so hairy you got carpet burn when u was born
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
