
Mama jokes
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.