Mama jokes
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?