Mama jokes

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

What did the eagle say to Obama?

He said: "Joe Mama!"

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.