Mama jokes
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama joke.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Joe Mama!
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.