Mama

Mama jokes

Karen

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo mama

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Scale

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Balloon

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Daddy

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Yo mama

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

TV

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.