Mama jokes
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.