Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Your mama.
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Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.