Mama jokes

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Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.