Mama jokes
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Mama milky?
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!