Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Mama Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Joe Mama!
