Mama jokes
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."