Mama jokes
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.