Mama

Mama jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Fat

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Coat

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Bus

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Drink

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Dress

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Statue

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Sex

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Teeth

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.