Mama jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I donβt have a mama."
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."