Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
