Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
