Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!