Mama

Mama jokes

Fat

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo mama

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Dad

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Sex

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Statue

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Orphan

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Bus

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Coat

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!