Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.