Mama jokes
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.