Mama jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.