Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
