Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
