Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!