Mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.

The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”

As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Your mother.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.