Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
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Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.