Mama jokes
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.