Crane Needed

  • Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about exaggerating how overweight yo mama is. It's saying she's so massive that when she takes a tumble, it ain't no ordinary 'get back up' situation. Nah, they gotta bring in the big guns – a crane, like they use for lifting heavy construction stuff. It's funny 'cause it's so over-the-top and ridiculous. Also, who still uses 999? Get with the times, grandad!

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