Mama jokes

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.

Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.