Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
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Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.