Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.