Mama

Mama jokes

Sea World

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

People

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Plastic Surgery

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Lobster

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Lesson

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Yo mama

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Finger

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.

NASA

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.