Mama jokes

Joe Mama!

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.