Mama jokes

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.