Mama jokes
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.