Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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