Mama jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.