Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.