Mama jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.