Mama jokes

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.