Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Mama Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.