Mama jokes

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo mama joke.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Here's a Song That Describes My Old Life-By-watersharky Productions-

My buddies think I'm on the lake.

Boss thinks I've been sick for days.

And mama's probably on her way

'Cause I ain't picked up the phone.

I've been a million places,

But they're all up in my head.

Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left.

I've been gone, I've been gone

I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.

All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong

Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane

Sadder than a country song.

Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way

Ever since you moved on, I've been gone.

Took a trip down memory lane.

Checked into hotel heartbreak.

Passed rock bottom on the way

Without leaving my living room.

I've been a million places

But they're all up in my head.

Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left.

I've been gone, I've been gone

I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.

All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong

Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane

Sadder than a country song.

Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way

Ever since you moved on, I've been gone.

Yeah

I've been gone.

All the clothes are on the floor

All the mail's by the door

All the whiskey bottles in my bed.

All the dishes in the sink

All the gas is in the tank

All the neighbors probably think I'm dead.

I've been gone, I've been gone

I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.

All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong

Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane

Sadder than a country song.

Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way

Ever since you moved on, I've been gone (ooh, ooh)

I've been gone (ooh, ooh)

Gone

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!