Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
