Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!