Mama jokes
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.