Traffic Jam jokes
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.