Traffic Jam jokes
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.