Mama jokes
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!