Mama jokes
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.