Mama jokes

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.