Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
