Mama jokes
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I donβt have a mama."
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!