Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.