Mama jokes

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.