Mama jokes

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.