Everest jokes

Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

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What's the laziest mountain?

Mount Ever-rest.

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.