Everest jokes

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

THE END

Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

What's the laziest mountain?

Mount Ever-rest.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.