Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...