Mama jokes
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!