Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.