Mama jokes
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!