your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
Yo mama so fat when she went to the bed the house shook
Your mama is so fat. Even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
