Mama

Mama jokes

Fart

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Weight

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Naruto

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Dance

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Monk

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Watch

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Scale

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Crane

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.