Mama jokes

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!