Mama jokes
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.