Mama

Mama Jokes

joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.