Mama

Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."