Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Mama Jokes
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
