bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so fat. Even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
