Mama jokes

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.