Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so fat. The Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
