Mama jokes
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
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Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.